Scolded Celebs...

Scolded Gordon Ramsey - Lets out a F word

ChrisT — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:34:51 +0000

Gordon Ramsey was likely to have let out a few F words this week after he was taken to hospital with burnt nuts! Gordon Ramsay revealed:

“I burnt my right b*****k and I’m in absolutely agony. You wouldn’t believe how much this hurts. The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Suddenly I felt this searing heat. I went, ‘F**k me, b*****ks to that’, and for once I was spot on. My b****ls were burning.”

Gordon was taken to a nearby Hospital where he underwent scans, he is awaiting the results.

This isnt the first time a celeb Chef has scorched his privates. In 2004 Jamie Oliver burnt his private parts after he stripped off to cook a Valentine’s Day dinner for wife Jools. He later recalled:

“It really ruined my evening - and my night.”

Scolded Calum Best - Bites Back

ChrisT — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:32:11 +0000

Calum Best’s future conquests better have their garlic ready. The News Of The World has revealed that he enjoys biting his whores during sex, while re-living his intimate moments with Lindsey Lohan.

The 20 year old stripper Melissa revealed:“We were right at the crucial moment when suddenly he started biting me harder and harder. In the end I said, ‘Ow. That hurts’. He bit my shoulder really hard and I started thinking, ‘Wow, this is a bit weird.’ He started really digging his teeth in and biting my arms.

“It was so painful I asked what he was doing. He looked at me and said, ‘This is how I do it when I have sex with Lindsay. She likes it kinky’.

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Scolded Amy Winehouse - Back to Crack

admin — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:56:58 +0000

Amy Winehouse has been in and out of the Causeway rehab clinic located in Essex this week. Apparently they only checked out because they needed to head back to London for a guitar… yeah right, thats ok then as long as smoking heroin wasnt on the agenda.

On the way back, she reportedly stole a copy of New Music Express from a Camden newagents. Maybe she spent all her money on drugs? Amy crack picture here!.

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Scolded Melanie Brown - Scary Gold Digger

admin — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 22:18:04 +0000

Melanie Brown relaxes in Miami yesterday slurping a $200+ bottle of champagne. Mel has recently confirmed that new boyfriend Belafonte is the love of her life. The couple have been together since may 2007 and it is rumored she has plans to marry the film producer. No wonder she is looking bubbly.

Scolded Lindsay Lohan - Mean Girl Caught Fully Loaded

admin — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:44:19 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is in trouble again after she was caught over the drink drive limit and with cocaine in her pocket, this is within weeks of getting out of that farce she called rehab. She is bound to be heading to jail after this.

She is also apparently a bit low on money despite hit films like ‘Mean Girls’ & ‘Herbie - Fully Loaded’ which would have netted her millions, Photo Agency x17 reports:

” [Lindsay] offered to “sell” photos to X17 to the tune of $30,000! Lindsay had been calling and texting numerous members of Team X17 over the past week, trying to organize a way to get some money and she’s been in touch with other pap agencies as well. ”

Mug Shot

Scolded Amy Winehouse - Doesnt Swallow

admin — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:02:23 +0000

Amy Winehouse was literally spitting mad after forgetting lyrics at her gig at Cornwall’s Eden Project. Some reports say that she sang her first to songs without problem, but then suddenly dashed of stage without explanation. When she returned she was in a confused state apparently rubbing her nose and mumbling swear words. The show ended with her spitting in to the crowd in frustration and storming off stage.

This follows several of her recent gigs being cancelled due to exhaustion. One of these occasions she was spotted drinking in a pub shortly after, and on another occasion she was spotted in the off licence stocking up on booze. She is loosing her fan base very quickly.

Scolded Prince Charles - Makes Major Boob

admin — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:12:44 +0000

Prince Charles attends an awards ceremony honoring troops in London, but it seems he only has one thing on his mind. The picture below shows that he made extra checks on one young ladies weapons, lets hope it was only the Regiment that was standing to attention.

Scolded Pete Doherty - Dumped by Kate Moss

admin — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:59:28 +0000

Kate Moss Cracked! Yeah that junkie looser managed to mess up being Kate Moss’ boyfriend, although the whole situation was always bound to end up a train wreck. Pete Doherty allegedly cheated on Kate with a South African model after picking her up from Marylebone’s Crystal club. Kates has now chucked him out, changed the locks… definitely kicked to the curb.

Scolded Has beens - Spice Girls Reunite

admin — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:53:45 +0000

Girl Power is back! slightly less powerful that before no doubt. They confirmed today that they have reunited for an 11 city world tour starting in Los Angeles this coming December. This will evidently be accompanied by a ‘Greatest Hits’ album and also a television documentary about the Girl Power band. (Before and after pictures below) I must say that its strange that considering Baby Spice is the one heavily pregnant, why is it that Ginger Spice is the one waring the maternity dress?

Scolded Kate Moss - Old Woman Knees

admin — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:26:55 +0000

Here is a picture of Kate Moss on the way to paul McCartney’s Birthday party. Unfortunately, looking at the picture below its more like your looking at an old woman than an international model. This is no doubt what comes from hanging aroud with Pete Doherty too much.. dont do drugs kids!

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